How Not To Look Old
You don’t need to buy this book, I’ll tell you how:
Don’t smoke
Don’t drink alcohol
Don’t take drugs
Don’t eat crap food
Be born Asian.
Hello.
You don’t need to buy this book, I’ll tell you how:
Don’t smoke
Don’t drink alcohol
Don’t take drugs
Don’t eat crap food
Be born Asian.
Hello.
Que said,
June 16, 2008 @ 6:18 pm
Testify.
Simon Rumble said,
June 16, 2008 @ 6:47 pm
Hmmm, I tick all those things and am not born Asian yet I got carded at The Herd gig on Saturday night! Perhaps you should add “have a wall-eyed bouncer”…
australian rozie said,
June 16, 2008 @ 7:01 pm
but you used to smoke, no?
Joanne said,
June 17, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
I wouldn’t be pointing that out if I were you