Jun 16
You don’t need to buy this book, I’ll tell you how:
Don’t smoke
Don’t drink alcohol
Don’t take drugs
Don’t eat crap food
Be born Asian.
Hello.
You don’t need to buy this book, I’ll tell you how:
Don’t smoke
Don’t drink alcohol
Don’t take drugs
Don’t eat crap food
Be born Asian.
Hello.
Testify.
Hmmm, I tick all those things and am not born Asian yet I got carded at The Herd gig on Saturday night! Perhaps you should add “have a wall-eyed bouncer”…
but you used to smoke, no?
I wouldn’t be pointing that out if I were you